By Julian Mendoza and Becky Wandel
April 19, 2019. The scent of gasoline and anticipation fills the air. Finals week is stealthily creeping up on students at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst. Time to give the people one last smile. The revving growl of a motorcycle engine swallows the cries of Canada geese fleeing the scene, mud flying through the air in hot pursuit. Red and blue lights dance upon the campus pond, the steady fingers of police officers gripped tight around their radios. The people’s champion surges forward, sure of himself and dauntless in his pursuit of adrenaline. Within a handful of seconds, “The Pond Killer” is on the other side, cloaked in mud and the adoration of four-hundred supporters.
That might have been the scene if everything went according to a plan devised by UMass Amherst undergraduate student Sean Quinn. The aspiring stuntman, who maintains the account “Sean Quinn Hops the Pond” on social media, managed to amass a following of over 300 people through Instagram and Facebook in support of his idea to jump over the campus pond using a makeshift ramp and motorcycle.
“Originally, it started out as a joke. But then I realized more and more as I went that people really rallied behind it. People enjoyed it,” Quinn said.
While daring, Quinn was careful in his preparation. His primary obstacle, he found, was getting the go-ahead from the university administration to perform his stunt. Unfortunately for Quinn and his supporters, university and law enforcement officials did not approve.
“I have been contacted by the administration and the police, and they have told me this pond jump is grounds for expulsion and likely cause me to be arrested,” Quinn wrote in a post on Facebook explaining the decision to cancel the stunt. Dean of Students Cara Appel-Silbaugh was contacted for this piece and declined to comment on the matter.
While the university wouldn’t speak publicly about this situation, there are likely several reasons why UMass frowns upon students not only jumping over the pond, but swimming in it, skating on top of it, and otherwise interacting with it.
In addition to obvious legal concerns, it turns out there are also several environmental and biological reasons why swimming or launching a bike into in the pond would be a bad idea.
“The campus pond is a little bit different in that it’s not a typical swimming area, so there’s probably no information about bacteria levels,” Scott Jackson, Extension Associate Professor in the Department of Environmental Conservation at UMass, said. “But you could guess that they’re probably extremely high. I think anybody in there would be at risk of gastrointestinal distress, skin problems, ear infections, so it would not be a healthy place to plunge.”
Jackson also detailed how human interaction with the pond may impact not only the human being taking a dip, but the health of the pond itself.
“I think the biggest concern would be that if you have a vehicle that’s in the water leaking fluids—hydraulic fluids, gasoline, oil—you would really have a concentrated source of contaminants that would be not good for life in the pond,” Jackson said.
He also outlined the risks of an increased erosion rate with people entering and exiting the pond or lodging large machinery into its floor or banks.
“I know there’s been efforts to stabilize the banks so that you’re not getting the sediment washing into the water every time it rains, and depending on what happens, you could imagine somebody taking a big chunk out of the bank and then having to come back in […] and stabilize it after the fact so that it doesn’t turn into a huge erosion area,” Jackson said. He also said there isn’t a lot of information about the pond’s floor, meaning that it could be very soft and present a real danger to anyone who may get stuck in it and require rescue.
Daredevils and swimmers haven’t been allowed in the campus pond since 1958, but before that, it was a site of regular activity. After two students built the pond in the 1890’s, the university successfully lobbied state legislators to build a permanent dam, making the pond a fixture on campus. In the early 20th century, students would enter the pond’s waters for annual games of freshman vs. sophomore tug of war and sometimes take dunks as part of initiation rituals. Until the 1950s, the pond was also regularly used to play hockey in the wintertime.
For most who live here, there is no arguing that the campus pond is a beautiful and iconic part of the culture at UMass Amherst. While it would be a neat novelty to be able to swim, skate, or in Quinn’s case, jump over the pond, it doesn’t seem like a realistic possibility to those who regulate it. Still, Quinn remains determined to finish what he set out to do.
“We’re definitely not giving up. I’ve been talking to a couple physics majors about making a better ramp. I’m thinking about seeing if I can go through a permitting process to do it legally. And if not, I’ll probably just find a time to strike where I won’t get caught,” Quinn said.
And what of the danger? “Nothing has really proven to me yet that I’m not immortal,” he said with a characteristic smirk and a shrug. He doesn’t seem concerned about the risk, and all signs point to a second attempt being planned for the fall.




